Garaža Kamba

Alas! This invokes the holy crescent moon (2-3 working weeks) during which the esteemed artistic collective underwent a process of transcendental homogenization in the form of a pure manifesto! (Alas!) Unlike all previous manifestos, written by perverts and cowards (Spit! Alas!), the KambaPlanetCollective has cast off the bio-massive shackles of individuality to create a manifesto that is pure, total, and the ultimate manifestation of art! (Alas!) Their bodies, desires, and thoughts were hurled into the furnace, left to burn until exhaustion, and then for another week and a half beyond. What emerged was a unique manifesto! In fifty copies! (Alas!) Born from collaboration and self-realization! (Alas! Alas!)

Alas! This calls upon all culture lovers to witness the artistic ultimatum that surpasses all others—an ultimatum that knows and understands more than any sage could ever fathom. One that does not need to justify its existence to the world but demands that the world justify its existence to it. It calls (Alas!) all to the Kamba temple-garage to read this otherworldly body of theory, displayed on a pristine white pedestal, surrounded by the half-burnt ashes of biomass discarded in the pursuit of total fulfillment! (Alas? Alas!)

Alas! This summons the spirits of all great artists who sacrificed themselves for this masterpiece, for the round table, to explain this newfound marvel more clearly and coherently than these humble writers ever could! All attendees are asked to participate with enthusiasm worthy of the sacred—or at least as close as possible!

Alas! Thus ends the hymn of praise! 

Amen amen, damn the flame! Alas!

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